What’s up you spooky little b*tches witches!

This is the time of the year to carve out some time, so grab your boys and head to the humpkin patch – er pumpkin patch. Because you know exactly what time it is…

🎃 HUMPKIN SEASON 🎃

We’re not here for those basic triangle side eyes and the dead smile; we want thirst traps 🥵 in gourd form! Let’s get sticky, sexy, and seasonal babes!

Pick a Plumb One + Scoop It Out

Size matters (sometimes). Go for a big, curvy gourd you can wrap both hands around and get messy. Get in there and scoop it out however you like. Just watch where you spill your seeds… nobody wants a sloppy humpkin.

Go In Deep

Choose your sexy stencil, ready your tool, get in position, and take it nice and slow. Smooth strokes and steady hands. It’s not a race (unless it’s a group carving and then may the top man win 😉!).

Light It Up: The Ultimate Glow Job 👀

Pop the top and grab a candle. Slide it in, light it up, and watch it glow. Now that everyone is warmed up… snap a pic, post it, and tag @getqcareplus #humpkins, so we can allll admire your, uh, handiwork.

No tricks, all treats. With Q Care, we make it easy for you to hump responsibly! Before you go door to door this season, get online PrEP for HIV prevention and doxyPEP for STI protection!